[Reaching into his desk, he produces a copy of his employment contract. Even at a glance it's pretty to see that it's a legal document. Notarized and everything. He slides it across the desk then leans forward to rest his chin on his laced fingers.]

According to this, I can only have my contract terminated by my own wishes or if I violate the terms of our agreement as listed here. You will see that all of our conditions are listed in detail to have it clear what these terms are and what they are defined as. I should also note that it states very clearly that you must prove I have violated these terms as well.

[He laughs softly.]

It was very kind of you to allow me to write up my own documents. I was more than willing to let you write them up so you could have a way to terminate my employment too.