DO you want me to list off every acquaintance I have? We'll be here a while if I have to think of all the potential people I might talk to here, you know?
[He's stalling, and he knows it. What does Elias even want? Just the pleasure of making him type out names?]
[Seriously? Fine. Fine! He wants names? Jon will throw every bloody name he can think of at this horrible man. He purposefully puts them in a random order.]
Beau Kamiya Tsurugi The Iron Bull Jester Lan Wangji Ana Steele Ignacio Anders Festival Rafaello d'Este Ivy Valentine Dorothy Gale Lilith Eggsy Unwin Magnus Bane Daenerys Targaryen Hannibal Lecter Vanessa Ives Tinya Crais Sally Timms Legato Bluesummers Kavinsky Belial Morrigan Prince Claudia Alessandro Tarabotti Thomas Nightingale Constance Blackwood Gertrude Robinson Noah Czerny Rip van Winkle Matthew Murdock Richie Tozier Will Graham Vrenille Dorian Gray Ben Hargreeves Mark Vash Jason Suzanne Sheringham Eames Jamie Hayley Marshall-Kenner Agnes Montague Nick Scratch Hiling Care Tim Stoker Randolph Lyall Kyle Valenti Wolf Ransom Drysdale Ambrose Spellman Peggy Carter Dominic Prince Tim Drake Reggie Mantle Tomoe Himura Dorian Pavus Connor Harley Quinn Azwel Lestat de Lioncourt Cyram David Talbot Father Anderson Gerard Keay Julian Bashir Diva John Doe Fenris Cullen Rutherford
I just don't want to get in trouble because you're not being explicit. Do I or don't I need to ask your permission to spend time with people if it doesn't interfere with my work?
[Patience is not one of Jon's limited virtues. He knows Elias is just being a bastard, but calling it out is only likely to extend the timeline. Still.]
You have an hour, then.
[He can attempt to assert himself a little bit? Maybe. Jon will spend the next hour researching, glancing at the clock every five minutes, horribly distracted as he waits for the sound of an incoming message.]
[For more than two minutes, Jon second-guesses himself, scrolling back through his phone in anger, then frustration, then confusion. Elias had said one hour. Hadn't he? Jon's own response that he has one hour is there, but... he'd been replying to it, hadn't he? God, he's tired. And anxious. He's not misremembering that, though. He is not.]
Don't do that. You're not an avatar for the Spiral.
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We'll be here a while if I have to think of all the potential people I might talk to here, you know?
[He's stalling, and he knows it. What does Elias even want? Just the pleasure of making him type out names?]
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List them.
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Beau
Kamiya Tsurugi
The Iron Bull
Jester
Lan Wangji
Ana Steele
Ignacio
Anders
Festival
Rafaello d'Este
Ivy Valentine
Dorothy Gale
Lilith
Eggsy Unwin
Magnus Bane
Daenerys Targaryen
Hannibal Lecter
Vanessa Ives
Tinya
Crais
Sally Timms
Legato Bluesummers
Kavinsky
Belial
Morrigan Prince
Claudia
Alessandro Tarabotti
Thomas Nightingale
Constance Blackwood
Gertrude Robinson
Noah Czerny
Rip van Winkle
Matthew Murdock
Richie Tozier
Will Graham
Vrenille
Dorian Gray
Ben Hargreeves
Mark
Vash
Jason
Suzanne Sheringham
Eames
Jamie
Hayley Marshall-Kenner
Agnes Montague
Nick Scratch
Hiling Care
Tim Stoker
Randolph Lyall
Kyle Valenti
Wolf
Ransom Drysdale
Ambrose Spellman
Peggy Carter
Dominic Prince
Tim Drake
Reggie Mantle
Tomoe Himura
Dorian Pavus
Connor
Harley Quinn
Azwel
Lestat de Lioncourt
Cyram
David Talbot
Father Anderson
Gerard Keay
Julian Bashir
Diva
John Doe
Fenris
Cullen Rutherford
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Do you feel you have to ask for my permission to see these people?
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[Maybe.]
I just don't want to get in trouble because you're not being explicit.
Do I or don't I need to ask your permission to spend time with people if it doesn't interfere with my work?
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Do be patient now.
[He literally doesn't need the time. He's just doing this to mess with Jon.]
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You have an hour, then.
[He can attempt to assert himself a little bit? Maybe. Jon will spend the next hour researching, glancing at the clock every five minutes, horribly distracted as he waits for the sound of an incoming message.]
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Yep. He's making you have to contact him, Jon.]
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I'm waiting, Elias.
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It's well over that now.
I believe punctuality is in the Institute's staff handbook.
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[This is a text. The time might be mysteriously missing on his end now. Just to mess with Jon.]
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Don't do that.
You're not an avatar for the Spiral.
[So stop screwing with his head!]
Just answer the bloody question.
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You may have a social life as long as you come to me whenever I call for you without the Call.
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Fine.
That's all you had to say.
Goodbye.